Check this out..East-West horoscope! How cool is that?
Tiger Beer East-West Horoscope
"You would make an excellent spy or criminal psychologist, loving to probe dark secrets as you do, whether they belong to countries, companies, or individuals. Your character is marked by intense self-restraint and behind-the-scenes strategic ability. You are likely to be recognized in your lifetime for your diplomatic use of power. At worst, you might be accused of hidden agendas and manipulation; but probably not blatant violence or the flagrant misuse of force. It is not clear from your chart where your heart is likely to lie in terms of a higher good; or what your dreams will be.
An honest Sagittarius prompts you to evaluate your values; while a Libra helps you mastermind your game plan. Your greatest challenge is to define your ethical beliefs, and your greatest strength is your brilliant strategic ability."
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1. Do not try to hide your dark secrets from me, coz I will eventually probe everything out from you without you even knowing it.
2. I have some hidden agendas for every meeting. They will be placed in my file underneath my chair. Look out for it.
3. I have brilliant strategic ability, but I forgot to use it during ISRG Chi Chess, Othello and Carrom, and hence the losses.
4. If you suspect you are the Sagittarius-ian or the Libra-ian, pls tell me quickly, so that we may start working at the drawing board now. I will buy the paper. Don't need to bring anything, just your I.C. to verify your horoscope. Thanks.
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